If you're dating a law student


"I have no idea, but she's, like, a once-in-a-generation talent, and just a whirlwind and a hurricane and an earthquake and a thunderstorm of talent."

“My daughter was still in high-school and she was dating this eighteen years old guy. He would come over sometimes. So once he came and she wasn’t there. I told him he could come in and wait for Sandy. And I went back to the bath tub. I put some foam and lied inside it. I forgot he was there and started masturbating. You know, when there is no man you’ve got to please yourself somehow…

I have heard many different opinions and would like to know which prayer is the most fundamental to Jews, the Amidah or the Shema?


If you're dating a law student

If you're dating a law student