Funny dating blurbs


I'm a Gemini woman in total love with a Pisces man. Hopelessly. I don't think I'm the one for him. when we first met, we talked a lot, and had fun texting. His sense of humor is perfect. He had a family emergency and said he'd call when he got back. I noticed today he had been online (on the site we met on ) so I guess he's still looking. I'd like to think he wanted to read my profile again ha... But I deleted my account. still no text or contact in 5 days. I guess I'll wait till the day he said he'd be back. and if I don't hear from him, I'll move on. I want to text or email him so bad..... But I know what it's like to get texts from someone you really have no interest in. it breaks my heart.. I really like him.

“Mike Fleiss likes to tweet a lot of things,” he said with a laugh. “I feel like he even said I was the Bachelor at one point, so I think he just likes to throw people off.”

Reply-to: He was blantanly flirting in that interview with Charissa whatever her name is ... I bet his gf wouldnt like that! (Even tho Charissa is older shes attractive)


Funny dating blurbs

Funny dating blurbs