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It’s true, I actually did buy the domain name , which I couldn’t believe was still available. I think I’ll just point it to and drive in 3 extra hits a week.
So the purpose, the essence, of this blog, is that my eharmony subscription is ending this month. And I couldn’t be happier. This is my second stint on , this last stint I signed up for 6 months. In those 6 months I’ve been on 2 dates. Two average dates. Two blah dates. Two dates that probably shouldn’t of happened. Two dates where I was probably settling, compromising and giving in, just to go on dates. It’s not the dates fault. Not at all, they were perfectly normal, fine people, just not the match for me. The problem is, the process. Eharmony, and their fucking painful process.
First thing you have to do is fill out the SATs of online dating. It’s literally a 40 minute survey asking you the same question 37 different ways. So after you completed their riddles and questions, you then can start receiving “matches”, hurray! A “computer” matches you up based on “29 levels of compatibility”, which I’m fine with. It’s all so very exciting, at first. Because you’re thinking, wow some super computer down at Eharmony headquarters is crunching vectors and differential equations just to find my perfect mate, and everyday you log in and see new matches, that you think are hand picked from the computer gods above. At first it’s awesome you have matches sent to you, which you review and if you like you can proceed to step 1, which is you send them multiple choice questions. Now the tricky thing about eharmony is, it takes two to tango. You can’t proceed to the next awkward stage of eharmony until the other person responds back. So you send over your questions for stage 1 of 4 and then you have to wait for them to respond. And you wait, and you wait. But it’s fine, you don’t really care that this person hasn’t responded in a day or two because each day you get a new batch of matches hand picked by these computer gods as people that match you on 29 levels of compatibility. You don’t even notice that she hasn’t responded because your distracted by the new excitement of these new matches. But then, you start realizing, wait a minute, no ones responding back to you. But the new matches keep coming in, 7 a day, and you keep sending over your stage one questions, and you keep waiting for them to respond. I figured out that if I log in at 12:01am and do a new “Find New Matches” search I will get 7 new hand computer picked matches. So everyday since I’m up at midnight, I log in and get my 7 new exciting matches. So before you know it, you’re waiting on 5 girls to respond back, and then it’s 10, then 20, then 50! I know right, how ridiculous is it to be “communicating” with 50 different girls all at the same time, all waiting for them to respond. You want to talk about ridiculous???? Let’s get ridiculous.

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Gay dating abbreviations

Gay dating abbreviations